Latest Dead Body Tied To The Clintons Turns Up Valuable Evidence

Another body found in a shallow grave in Arkansas has been tied to the Clintons. Marcia Ann Bosley, who was the head housekeeper at the Governor’s Mansion before she was mysteriously let go in 1985, has been positively identified after spending more than 3 decades in the ground.

Bosley, who had no family when she was let go, was assumed to have left the area for other opportunities. She was never reported missing. According to the Hamilton County Coroner:

“The body was wrapped so well in plastic thast much of the tissue is still intact. We were able to extract 2 DNA samples. We’ve determined that one was an unborn child. That could be huge in determining who else was a part of this young woman’s life.”

There has been no official ties made to the Clinton Crime Syndicate but the Arkansas Attorney General has said that nobody is above the law in his state.

We all know that hasn’t been the case in the past. Maybe with some solid physical evidence to fall back on things could be different.

The Clintons aren’t answering requests for comments. They have several spokespeople around the country laughing and calling any connection to this story “absurd.” We’ll have to wait and see how it plays out.

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