REPORT: Hannity Headed To The West Wing

Sean Hannity, possibly the only journalist left with any integrity, will be taking an “extended leave of absence” from his TV and radio career to serve his country, according to a report from The Baltimore Full-Dispatch. The White House, which has lost more than half of its advisory staff to disagreements with the President, won’t confirm the report, but won’t deny it either.

Director of Information and Propaganda, Art Tubolls told BFD:

“We can’t confirm any new additions to our staff. We can confirm, however, that Mr. Hannity is a trusted friend and one of the most knowledgable people around when it comes to non-partisan politics.”

Sounds like the rumors are true. Tubolls himself confirmed several high-profile appointments, like Walter Gerstmeyer and Neal Gorsuch, in this very same way.

The White House couldn’t be making a better choice. Who better to inject pure logic and reason into the Oval Office? We will all be able to sleep better at night knowing the President is getting the truth about Muslims, Black Lives Matter, ANTIFA and the atheists. Not saying Nazis are any better, but at least they don’t burn down their own neighborhoods and kill; innocent kids with suicide vests, amirite?

That’s the kind of calm, cool and collected attitude our country needs. Sean Hannity can help give it to us. We’ll keep you updated on this developing story.


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