BREAKING: George Soros Reported Missing

The New Jersey State Police were notified just minutes before this publishing that George Soros, billionaire and Nazi sympathizer, is missing from his home in Camden. The local authorities notified the state troop that they were out of their depth:

“Soros was obviously taken from his home against his will. There was evidence of a breach and a struggle. At this point we can’t guarantee that he’s alive at all. We need help.”

The State Police have their best people and SWAT looking for Soros. As of now there are no leads. We’ll keep you updated on this developing story.

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